special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
she’s/he’s a disgrace for all the atheists goddamit. fuck.
it was so awkward when i saw this post because i saw a dumb atheist, and like, uhm, i’m a smart atheist.
like wtf






